Sunday while we were sitting in church, the baby punched/kicked/tried to scrape her way out with so much force that it almost knocked me off my chair. I was remarking to a friend how my physical measurements haven’t really changed (hips, waist, boobs) but holy crap, has everything seemed to move upward. Before, any baby [...]
Archive | March, 2009
Week 31
by Amy on 17. Mar, 2009 in Pregnancy
On my hit list today: The Pubes (aka Public Safety) for not giving a shit about the asshole who decided to straddle BOTH handicapped spaces in the parking lot with her SUV. If I have a ticket on my car when I leave today, they will experience the unbridled wrath of a third trimester pregnant [...]
Week 30
by Amy on 10. Mar, 2009 in Pregnancy
So it’s Week 30 and just like that, it seems that the baby has discovered how to contort her body in such a way that her feet are jammed up in my rib cage. It is as pleasant as it sounds. And when I say rib cage, I really mean the rib cage area, since [...]
Mine’s more of a “lay around and sleep” instinct
by Amy on 05. Mar, 2009 in Pregnancy
Just flipped through all of the previous weeks. Some of them are right on the money.
Week 29
by Amy on 05. Mar, 2009 in Pregnancy
I went for another doctor visit yesterday, a mere three weeks since my last one. They’re not a huge deal, just the usual Day of Reckoning as you step on the scale, pee-in-a-cup, listen to the heartbeat to make sure there’s still a baby in there, etc. I’ve finding them to be more of a [...]
Monday Morning, you sure look fine
by Amy on 02. Mar, 2009 in Pregnancy
This morning I got out of bed, put on my robe, and slipped on my shoes* to find that one of the dogs had peed not ON but INSIDE my left shoe. This is not exactly the Monday morning start I was hoping for. It also turns out that the corkbeds of these Birks are [...]
